Malibu Club, Vice Point
Vice Point's loudest dance floor. Up the lit steps, past the statue, nod at the door. Open nightly, 10 pm to sunrise.
Reserve a tableTonight at the Malibu
- The house band
Five guys, five costumes, one very familiar routine.
- Fernando Martinez
Emotion 98.3 slow jams, for new beginnings.
Love Fist Live on the main stage. One night only. Earplugs at the bar.
- Lazlow
V-Rock after hours. Last call is whenever he says so.
The regulars
Kent Paul At the bar. Will ask to borrow money. Will not pay it back.
Ken Rosenberg Lawyer. Upstairs. Has had several coffees. Do not give him another.
Lance Vance Will shout 'Tommy!' forty times tonight. Might be important later.
Sonny Forelli Visiting from Liberty City. Asking about money. Tommy's out.
Ricardo Diaz No longer a regular. Long story.
Jezz Torrent Love Fist frontman. Requested forty towels and a bucket.
Under new management
The Malibu changed hands this spring for $120,000. The new owner is from Liberty City, wears the shirt, and has opinions about the sound system.
Same dance floor, same stage, same bar. The upstairs office is private. The chalkboard up there is not a drinks menu.
- Kent Paul is at the bar most nights. Do not lend him money.
- Our bartender keeps a stubby shotgun under the counter. Tip well.
- Meet your party at the statue. Everyone does.
- Hawaiian shirts are the house uniform.
- No green jumpsuits. No hockey masks. Not on the dance floor, not anywhere.
Now hiring, very discreetly
Mission 1: No Escape? Safecracker Steady hands, nervous is fine. Current applicant is waiting for us in a VCPD holding cell.
Mission 2: The Shootist Security Must outshoot the owner at the Ammu-Nation range downtown. Brings his own boomshine. Still has both arms.
Mission 3: The Driver Driver Must beat the owner in a street race. Knows every back road in Vice City.
- Mission 4: The Job Opens when the crew is complete
Something involving El Banco Corrupto Grande. That's all we're saying.
- Side job: Demolition Man RC helicopter pilot
Fly a toy helicopter with bombs round a building site before the timer runs out. Easy money.
Old habits die hard
You typed these into a beige PC in 2003. All 61 of them still work here. Type one anywhere on the page and watch the street. Found ones show the code, the rest only tell you what they do.
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Vehicles
- A Rhino rolls down the strip
- Hilary's Sabre Turbo
- Bloodring Banger
- The other Bloodring Banger
- Hotring Racer
- The yellow Hotring Racer
- A golf caddy. Barely
- Love Fist's limo
- Romero's hearse
- A Trashmaster
- A Hunter overhead
- A Skimmer flies past
Traffic
- Blows up nearby cars
- Every car goes pink
- Every car goes black
- Only the wheels stay
- Cars take off
- The road turns to water
- A boat flies down the strip
- Huge wheels
- Everyone drives like a maniac
- Green lights all the way
- Perfect handling
Weather
- Clear skies
- Pleasant
- Overcast
- Thick fog
- Storm over Vice Point
- Clock runs faster
- Everything speeds up
- Slow motion
You
- Full health
- Full armor
- Wanted level up two stars
- Wanted level cleared
- Invincible
- Exactly what it says
- Big heads
Weapons
- Weapon set one
- Weapon set two
- Weapon set three
Street
- Riot on the strip
- Everyone hates you
- Everyone is armed
- Armed beachgoers
- You are suddenly very popular
- People jump in your car
Skins
- Random outfit
- Ricardo Diaz
- Lance Vance
- Ken Rosenberg
- Hilary King
- Jezz Torrent
- Dick from Love Fist
- Phil Cassidy
- Sonny Forelli
- Mercedes
- Candy Suxxx
- Fat Tommy
- Skinny Tommy
- Tommy lights a cigarette
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Find us
Vice Point, on the main strip
Look for the pink statue out front
Hours
Every night, 10 pm to sunrise
Closed during hurricanes
Getting here
Valet out front. Please don't bring the Rhino.